Tesla Model S Plaid
1.6 / 10
Involvement 1.5 / 10
0 · boulevard trophy10 · driver’s tool
Valet Royalty
Miles actually driven6.5
Bought to drive, not to flip5.0
Track-day sightingscontext · not scored0.5
Why 1.6: The definitive numbers car: a 2.1-second party trick performed twice per ownership. Doug gave it 73 — as transport with comedy acceleration it's superb; as a driver's tool it barely registers.
Market value
Median asking price, good condition · $115k (2022) → $60k (2026), trending down · illustrative data